Typing with the hand that bleeds

So many things to do

It's that time of the year again, when everyone decides to worship a big fat man in a red suit who you can find in a department store near you from nine to five. Yes, it's Christmas again people, I may sound like one of those people who really hate Christmas for one reason or another but no I'm not one of those. I'm just one of those who are confused as to why we have to give presents to people when the whole idea behind it is fake and a contradiction. However, as a person who hates contradicting himself, I'm still going to participate in the present giving simply because of pop culture dictates that I do. What's this? Steve succumbing to peer pressure? Yes, Steve has and will continue to succumb to peer pressure when Christmas comes around as he cannot stand being not liked. I'm like Mark Wahlberg in that movie "The Big Hit", except not as good looking or muscular or rich but apart from that we're similar! You have to understand sarcasm to understand what the I'm typing here.

Anyway, I'm still yet to buy presents for some of my friends and my mum but I guess that's what Christmas eve is for! I also have to make a Christmas card for everyone, however at the moment I'm a bit stuck for ideas, well actually I've been spending most of my time tinkering with the design of page but the intention is there. Maybe I should get onto that now...

By the hand of Steven @ 22.12.04

Almost there

I've actually spent the whole morning tinkering with this blog and now is the time to see the fruits of my labour! I think I've got the whole blood dripping effect down, well to the best of my abilities anyway and I've also decided to remove the links section because I of the whole design of the page I'm going to do away with anything unnecessary. Content is what I'm relying on to get you people back reading this so let's hope my life gets a little bit more exciting from now on. Well it's not all content, hopefully people will like my design too because I spent a while in freehand drawing that stupid hand. Now that you've admired this page, you must be gone with your bad self!

By the hand of Steven @ 21.12.04

Clean slate

The slate has been wiped, it's now as clean as a monkey's bottom. The rebirth of Poking Lemons is almost complete, I just need to figure out how to get the dripping blood effect onto the page. Yes, I've decided to stay with Blogger, after some initial flirting with LiveJournal.com, it became apparent that I didn't have the patience to go through all that override stuff that LiveJournal.com had in their templates. Anyway, I'm off to celebrate the fact Poking Lemons has lost its virginity for the second time.

By the hand of Steven @ 20.12.04